"Hmmm poisoned. Well that's not good, not good at all. It totally ruins my plans to have tea this evening and mock the drunks at the local tavern."
~This town likely won't have many other sources of water so people are going to start getting thirsty.~
"I suppose I could go without tea, but that ruins my moral high ground. And I just know someone is going to blame me for this. They always do. Probably has to do with how I style my hair. "
~The first thing will be asking around, but I bet those priests of the guards already have. Hmmm likely no one said anything too. But I suppose I might as well start with them. If not who else might have seen the event? Who else is mischievous enough to watch but escape notice? Perhaps I'll pay the fairy grove a little visit.~
With that thought he headed for the local temple.
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