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Old 04-14-2004, 09:10 AM
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Default Blonde and the Firing Squad
Originally Posted by: Karalyn

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are standing beside each other, blindfolded in a firing squad about to be shot and killed for their horrible horrible crimes.

The brunette is to be killed first and they bring her forward. The police chief says, "Ready, aim..." and just as he is about to yell the final order the brunette screams, "TORNADO!!!" all of the police turn around and she escapes.

The redhead is brought out and the police chief yells, "Ready, aim..." and just as he is about to yell the final order the redhead screams, "TIDAL WAVE!!!!" the police turn around and she escapes.

Feeling pretty confident that she'll get away along with the other too, the blonde is brought up next. The police chief yells, "Ready, aim..." and just as he is about to give the final order the blonde screams, "FIRE!!!!"
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