Name:__Gordo____Nature:__Care-free and generous__Concept:__Commedian__
Player:__Larrin__Demeanor:__Joke-teller__Race:__Satyr__
Class/LvL:___Fey(5)/bard(5)_____
Attributes
Strength: 14
Dexterity:18 (16+2)
Constitution:16(14+2)
Perception: 12
Inteligence:12 (10+2)
Wisdom:11(9+2)
Charisma:22 (18+2+2lvl4,lvl8)
Manipulation: 15
Abilities
Skills (13x(6+1)))
(+4 also to listen and spot)
Bluff:13+5Cha=18
Hide:13+4racial+4dex=21
movesilently:13+4racial+4dex=21
perform(comedy):13+4racial+6Cha=23
perform(singing badly):8+4racial+6Cha=17
perform(dance):13+4racial+6Cha=23
peform(pipes):13+4racial+6Cha=23
escape artist:5+4dex=9
BAB:+5
AC=10+ 4dex+4natural
Fortitude-2+3con=5
Reflex-8+4dex=12
Will-8+0wis=8
Background/Merits/Flaws [5 pts]
Flaw(2):Horrible singer: gordo is completely incapable of hitting a note, carrying a tune or even getting the words right. He is completely unaware of this fact, but his enthusiasm tends to carry him through more or less in tact.
Flaw(3):Oblivious to the Bedroom: While gordo will chase down , serenade, and generally be sweet to any pretty lady he sees, he is supernaturally naive toward "adult-themed" topics. While other satyrs are notorious for their libidos, Gordo seems to think the point of whooing a woman is for the sake of whooing itself, and simply sings or similarly entertains any would be lover, rather then partake in any carnal activity.
flaw(1): Woman Chaser: despite the naivity, Gordo does love women, and does everything in his power to be charming, get kisses from, and lavishes complitments on any women he considers beautiful. No uggos, though, a fey's gotta have standards.
Merit(3):Entertainment ties: successful Comedy Circui: Gordo works as a stand up comic, traveling around the nation. He's guest stared on a couple of long running sit coms and made a brief cameo in a major comedy film.
Merit(1): past life: Gordo has vauge memories that surface from time to time, never very clear, but definitely giving him the feeling he's been there before. In past lives Gordo fought in WWI and WWII, having died in one of them. He also is very familiar with Ireland, even though he wasn't raised there, due to many past lives spent there.
Merit(5?) Fae Song: Gordos pipe playing is capable of evoking great peace from the tunes he plays, creating images of beautiful contrysides and peacefull hills. Afterwards, people aren't sure what they heard, but they know they like it.
Feats: Alertness (free),
Force of Personality, Satyrical Charge*, Run, improved unarmed strike
FEAT: Satyrical Charge:
Prerequisites:Satyr
Benefit: When performing a charge, a satyr may make a satyrical charge. To do so they must be screaming nonsensically while they chage, and a single headbut attack, after which they fall over backwards and say OW! (or similar). When doing this, they add their Charisma to the damage dealt by the headbut, and may stand back up without provoking attacks of oppurtunity at the begining of their next turn.
Spells:
Pipes:charm person, sleep, fear (DC:10+1/2 hitdice+cha bonus=10+5+5=21)
Realms:
fae*
Actor * (2points)
Scene* (2 points)
Cantrips:
Talcraft*
Wayfare**
bard spells:
oth:3 per day DC:16
*Prestidigitation
*ghost sound
*mending
*summon instrument
*dancing lights
*Know direction
1st:5 perday (3+2 from cha) DC:17
*Ventriloquism
*Grease
*Cure light wounds
*Charm person
2nd: 3 per day (1+2 cha) DC:18
*Invisiblity
*Heroism
*suggestion
Bard Song (5xday)
fascinate, counter song, inspire courage +1, inspire competance
Bardic Knowledge (+6)
Other
Glamour:3
banality:3
Birthrights :
Gift of Pan : When playing an instrument, singing, dancing, or any performance you can think of (sexual intercourse sometimes applies), the Satyrs are able to lower the Banality of the onlookers and participants.
Physical Prowess : Athletics and feats of endurance are childplay to Satyrs and their goat legs allow them to run at fantastic speed when no mortal's around.
and Frailty:
Passion's Curse : The Children of Pan are often subject to wild mood swings, especially when drunk (which happens quite a lot...).
on your sheet.
Description:
Gordo is a Stand up comedian, with a reputation as a man who can sing(very badly) dance and joke with the best of them. He brings release from the banality of the word around him through laughter. As with many commedians, he has his vices, wine, women(to a degree, anyway), cigars, gambling, good cheese. He appears to mortals as a 5 foot tall slightly stocky Irishman, though he has no accent beyond the trade mark gravelyness of his voice (which many put to his smoking and drinking, but truly comes from his goatishess) His true form is about the same height, but with large curving rams horns protruding from his head, and chestnut brown goat legs. his routines tend open with his signiture tap dance onto stage, though no one realizes that the clatter on the stage is from his hooves and not the shoes they think he's wearing, he then breaks into a horrible butchering of a popular song that never seems to be finished before he starts off on some whimsical laid back story that soon has everyone falling out of chairs laughing. he usually ends with a small Faery tune on his pipes, evoking amazing beuty out of them in contrast to his otherwise lighthearted schtick.
When not working, Gordo wanders the parks and restaurants and nightclubs of whatever area he happens to be in, looking for people (and even more importantly changlings) to cheer up, or have a party with. He is neither Seelie or UnSeelie, but stay free of politics and fighting. Never the less, he isn't immune to his duties as a fae and when he sees a need, he can be a fierce fighter, up until he starts losing and runs like heck.
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