A simple duck
A duck walks into a pet shop and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any duck food?"
The guy at the counter looks up and says, "No, we don't have any duck food."
So the duck goes away. He comes back the next day and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any duck food?"
The guy at the counter looks up and says, "No, we don't have any duck food."
So the duck goes away. He comes back the next day and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any duck food?"
The guy at the counter looks up and says, "I told you yesterday and the day before, that we don't have any duck food! If you come back tomorrow, I'll nail your feet to the floor."
So the duck goes away. He comes back the next day and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any nails?"
The guy at the counter looks up and says, "Nails? No, this is the pet store!"
"Good. ... Got any duck food?"
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