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Old 02-29-2004, 12:44 AM
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Default A simple duck

A duck walks into a pet shop and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any duck food?"

The guy at the counter looks up and says, "No, we don't have any duck food."

So the duck goes away. He comes back the next day and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any duck food?"

The guy at the counter looks up and says, "No, we don't have any duck food."

So the duck goes away. He comes back the next day and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any duck food?"

The guy at the counter looks up and says, "I told you yesterday and the day before, that we don't have any duck food! If you come back tomorrow, I'll nail your feet to the floor."

So the duck goes away. He comes back the next day and asks the guy at the counter, "Got any nails?"

The guy at the counter looks up and says, "Nails? No, this is the pet store!"

"Good. ... Got any duck food?"
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Old 02-29-2004, 03:32 PM
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o......k.......how thick can a duck get? i mean i wouldn't even eat somethin that stupid.
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Old 02-29-2004, 09:48 PM
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lol, that was cute
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Old 11-24-2004, 08:39 PM
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lol this is good
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Old 11-25-2004, 01:27 AM
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the duck isnt stupid but rather persistant
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