1001 Unwritten Rules of Society

29: Highschool is just so your parents have the last laugh.

30: College is you getting them back.

#31) Unwritten rules become void when written.

#32 The school system does not care about the students, but the amount of money they get from the state...

#33 It is seperation of Church and State when the State can tell the Church what to do and the Church cannot tell the State what to do...


#34 We must love everyone...even if they are too colorful for our tastes...

#35 All far easterner are terrorists, and all Americans are capitalist bastards

#36 USA is a nation made of immigrants and workers, which is why we lock people out and cut back jobs...

#37 Holidays are not about commercialism and candy, but rather religious observance that is assisted by capitolist secularism....


sorry if any of those come across offencive...

[Klip Fourwinds]

38: we must always aplogize for our actions, even if we did nothing...

(you offencive william? never.)

39: God loves everyone except Capitalists.
40: God loves everyone. Just Socialists alittle bit more.

[Caer Ibormeith]

41. Life is fair, the Gods toying with your lifespan isn't.
42. Smile, it's contagious.
43. We love to think we are the dominant speices...but we aren't.
44. Demorats and Republicans are the same shat but in different piles.
45. Handicap people are cool, people who think tey are have issues.
46. Living is scary, get over it, don't complain to a phsyciotrist(sp?).
47. Having siblings is cruel and unusual punishment, being an only child is torture.

[nubz]

Fortune cookie I once got:

Get excited about nothing in particular.


(ps. 10. Only streak when too drunk to remember? I'd like to make a little note on this. Avoid stripping on blind dates.)

48. when no time on hands stay up late
49. post alot
50. post just to post
51. i have nothing better to do but post
52. i dont smoke for my health i smoke for yours

[Vash]

53. Nothing is ever right no matter what happens
54.the only music wroth listening to is 80's rock
55. God is mean you say different well prove me wrong
56. Man found out how to get to the mood but still hasn't found out how to make the vcr clock work.
57.No matter how hard you try you can never make your partner happy.((I.E boy friend, Girl friend, husband, Wife))
58. You will never have enough money no matter how hard you wrok.
59. the world is hell get over it your big baby.