1001 Unwritten Rules of Society
Every society has them, everybody unknowingly enforces them, I am determined to list them:
1. Wear Clothes
2. No wetting other people pants
3. If you ever perform any stunt seen on Boiling Points society will shun you
4. NO WHITE RAPPERS!
5.If you live in the suburbs, you are NOT from the ghetto. The only exception to this is if you have recently moved there FROM the ghetto.
6. Education is for your own good so stop complaining.
7. Left-handed people are universally accepted as weird.
8. Never pick your nose and immediately resume typing at a keyboard. it's still sticky...
9. Never sneeze in someone else's face unless they really, really deserve it.
10. Only streak when too drunk to remember
11. Never take pictures of others' streaking. It just causes mutual embarrassment later.
12. Never fart hard into your seat, then get up and take a good whiff. at least not with company.
13. Your girlfriend/wife/mother is always right.
14. When working, the customer is also always right, but they are still assholes. Remind them of this as often as possible.
15. Don't shoot puppys
16. Don't have sex with cows (they're holy)
17. Gunslinging is safe for professionals only
18. Billy the kid is alive
19. You're not a goth, so start taking antidepressants and get a job
20. I rule(why not?)
21.Never ask the question of life.
Add your own thoughts and ideas. My favorite gets $50 transferred from my bank account to yours.
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