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02-28-2005, 07:32 PM
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THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!] (kinda sick)
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group...
[weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Tastes like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Can you believe it???)
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02-28-2005, 08:41 PM
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I love the first and last one.
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07-08-2005, 08:58 PM
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I LOVED THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-08-2005, 09:16 PM
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haha last one kicks man
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07-15-2005, 04:47 PM
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Those were hilarious!
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07-15-2005, 06:18 PM
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LOL, hilarious. I laughed so hard, lol
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07-15-2005, 06:35 PM
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Yes much snickering going on. Those were funny
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09-12-2005, 12:33 PM
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I split my side so bad that my guts fell out!!!
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10-07-2005, 04:13 PM
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again....caer ya gotta stop doign that....you're all ready in debt for that last time with STRAWBERRY MILK or have you forgotten the insanity in which we're doomed to accompany everyday at the school we attend?
I LOVED THEM ALL.....SPECIALLY THE 4th AND 12th ONES!!!!!!!MY STATE'S MOTO SHOULD BE IF YA CAN'T FIX IT WITH DUCT TAPE...ITS NOT WORTH FIXING.
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10-07-2005, 04:16 PM
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Oh jeez...
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Side Trilogy: Circe, Shi-keth, Alstarren, Connor, Tyde, Teal'q, Jazzmyne
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"Art isn’t forever. True art is brief and fleeting like an explosion...of more than one kind." -Unknown
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