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Old 06-10-2005, 01:27 PM
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MEN

  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN number and account
  4. Take cash, card and receipt
WOMEN
  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
  3. Shut off engine
  4. Put keys in purse
  5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
  6. Hunt for card in purse
  7. Insert card
  8. Hunt in purse for gum wrapper with PIN number written on it.
  9. Enter PIN number
  10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
  11. Hit "cancel"
  12. Re-enter correct PIN number
  13. Check balance
  14. Look for envelope
  15. Look in purse for pen
  16. Make out deposit slip
  17. Endorse checks
  18. Make deposit
  19. Study instructions
  20. Make cash withdrawal
  21. Get in car
  22. Check makeup
  23. Look for keys
  24. Start car
  25. Check makeup
  26. Start pulling away
  27. STOP
  28. Back up to machine
  29. Get out of car
  30. Take card and receipt
  31. Get back in car
  32. Put card in wallet
  33. Put receipt in checkbook
  34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
  35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
  36. Check makeup
  37. Put car in reverse gear
  38. Put car in drive
  39. Drive away from machine
  40. Travel 3 miles
  41. STOP
  42. Release parking brake
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:27 PM
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Hahaha! Very funny, NOT! I hate makeup unless on a rare occation where I feel like it, and even then I don't car eif it gets screwed up...JEEZ!
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Old 09-03-2005, 04:55 PM
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HAHAHA!! sounds like my mom for some odd reason.
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:04 PM
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nice..not me though..i have more brains then most women..i think like a man..hmm..explains why i always think women r dumb
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:08 PM
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My mom too Vash. Not all women are like that. But it is still funny. Sorry girls.. Love yous really..
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:09 PM
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oh fine..*puts giant sticker on ur back saying "women hater....love me anyways..." on it* heh heh.that'll work
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:11 PM
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Hey...

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I do not hate women.. Women should rule the world......
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*Takes it off*yeah i know you obssess over me now anyways...*smiles evily...*
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:19 PM
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Give me one good reason why not? :P
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:23 PM
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6 years age difference and we live far away from one another make any point in your mind?
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