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Old 06-13-2005, 03:21 PM
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Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."
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Old 06-13-2005, 03:27 PM
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Ewww thats so gross...
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Old 06-14-2005, 07:30 AM
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omg...that is so not right.,,wrong just wrong...
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:08 AM
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not really, most guys embelish their "first" story, the mother sheep probably didn't actually see anything, he just added it to give it a sense of story.....
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Old 06-20-2005, 07:22 PM
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E gads...that was almost as bad as when i ate pizza for 3 or so days straight...Vash said pizza a couple times and i had to leave to barf...
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