Glasses

Cain · #1 (**permalink**) 03-07-2004, 06:18 PM

I remember the day when I wore my glasses for the first time.

They felt a little funny on my face at first, but all was forgotten as soon as I looked up on that crisp fall morning.

Stunned by the sudden clarity of the world, I walked around, wide-eyed, gleefully counting the minute blades of grass on the ground.

And then I walked into a tree.

Tarsha · #2 (**permalink**) 03-09-2004, 10:51 AM

cain is such an idiot. btw after i first got my glasses i walked into a concrete poll that had rocks in it outside of kroger. it hurt. but then again i did look up at the sky the day i got my glasses before the kroger incident and said ohhhh that's what clouds look like.

Dungeon Keeper · #3 (**permalink**) 04-09-2004, 09:56 AM

Well I just got glasses for the first time in my life. They are reading glasses only. So now I have no excuse for why i do not read the posts at dkd.

Vash · #4 (**permalink**) 02-12-2005, 04:22 AM

WOW thats just sad Cain.

Cain · #5 (**permalink**) 02-13-2005, 02:55 AM

I'd just like to point out that I wasn't actualy the one who experienced that... I just found it on the internert...

Vash · #6 (**permalink**) 02-13-2005, 05:46 AM

Yes i know that its still very sad.

Cain · #7 (**permalink**) 02-13-2005, 11:54 AM

yeah it would suck..

Vash · #8 (**permalink**) 02-13-2005, 02:58 PM

Its also sounds like something you are likely to do.

Larrin · #9 (**permalink**) 02-14-2005, 08:12 PM

reminds me of a story about a friend of mine involving a pair of sunglasses, a girl in a bikini, and a telephone pole.

the thing about sunglasses, you can pretend not to be looking at something when you really are, and not looking at the thing right in front of you....

Caer Ibormeith · #10 (**permalink**) 05-12-2005, 05:22 PM

I have bifocals...When i first got 'em i kept on going crosseyed cuz of the line...i can still move my head just right and make it look like i chop peoples heads off...hee hee...