Mastercard Wedding
MasterCard Wedding
You gotta love this:
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding. He especia lly wanted to thank the bride's
and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was a manila envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope
was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and
friends.................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......................................... $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.........................................$8,50 0.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the
bride
humping the best man ..............Priceless.
> There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's
MasterCard!
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