New Drugs for Women

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DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell up to 8 full hours .

ST.MOMMA'SWORT
Plant extract That Treats mom's depression by Rendering perschoolers unconscion for up to two days.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that Eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone Drink for single women two full Cups Sawllowed before An evening out increases breast size, Decreases Prevents conception.

BUMBEROL
When Taken with peptobimbo,Can Cause Dangrerously low IQ,Resulting in Enjoymean of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
INcreases life expevtance of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to Flip off other drivers .

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-Boy-otic for older women. Increases Resistance to such Lethal lines as."You make me Want to be a better person...Can we get naked now?"

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior yo dhopping Increases potency, Duration and Credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves Headache caused by a man Who Can't remember your birthday anniversary,Phone number or to life the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone eager to share their life stories with a total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband,Provides the same irritation level as nagging him.