Second Wife
A couple was attending a refresher prenatal class in preparation for the birth of their second child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child, saying: "Some parents tell their child, 'We love you so much that we decided to bring another child into this family.'
"But think about that...Ladies, what if your husband came home and one day said: 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"
One of the women spoke up immediately, "Does she cook?"
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My MAJOR Characters:
Snicket: Tyde, Riva, Wave
Side Trilogy: Circe, Shi-keth, Alstarren, Connor, Tyde, Teal'q, Jazzmyne
Black Sheep: Melody, Leo
"Art isn’t forever. True art is brief and fleeting like an explosion...of more than one kind." -Unknown
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