so... funny... eh?
An american walks into a restaraunt and orders toast and jam. A canadian walks up, sits down and asks the american. "Do you eat fruit in America?" The american replies "Of course we do!" "what do you do with the peels?" the canadian asks, the american pauses a moment then says, "we throw it away of course!"
The canadian, grinning now, says "well in canada we don't, we save them. Then we grind 'em up, mash 'em down, put them into jars, and sell it to Americans as jam...?
The American, disgusted by now, pushes away the jam and continues to eat the toast, dry. The canadian continues the conversation and asks "Do you shave in america?"
"Of course"
"well what do you do with your hair?"
"we throw it away of course!"
"well that's not what we do in canada! we grind it up, mash it down, make it into bread, put it into a toaster, and sell it to americans as toast."
The canadian finishes this and with a smug look on his face takes a piece of gum out of his pocket. Catching on the american asks the canadian "Do you have sex in Canada?"
"Of course!"
"And what do you dow with the condoms?"
"We throw them away of course!"
"Well that's not what we do in america! we grind 'em up, mash 'em down, put 'emem into little foil wrappers and sell them to canadians as gum."
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