THE KITCHEN BITCH!
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old
son
the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off,
get the hell off now... cause this is the last
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard stop! And all of
you son of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause
we're
going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her
son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go
to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out,
you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice
language. "Two
hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon." She
heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
boarding,remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you
will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother
began
to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off
about
the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
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