Outrageous Flirting Lines...

[Caer Ibormeith]

You can't be real, can I pinch you and see if I'm dreaming?
-Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?
--There is so much to say but you're eyes keep interrupting me.
---If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
----At last! I finally found the perfect girl.
-----A fool and his money is soon my boyfriend.
----Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
---Is it hot in here or is it just you?
--If I follow you home, will you keep me?
-The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
-If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?
--I'm writing a telephone book, can I have your number?
---Flattery will get you everywhere. Keep talking!
----I know I'm not Mr. Right, but will you settle for My. Right Now?
-----But you're so *cute* when you blush!
----All those curves, and me with no brakes!
---I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods!
--Please be paitent--this is my first time.
-May we kiss those we please,and please those we kiss.
Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
-Nothing says "I love you" like six hours of nonstop sex.
--A person could be terrible at history, but great on dates.
---A curved line is the lovliest distance between two points.
----I only like two kinds of girls-- domestic and imported.
-----If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
----I can read you like abook, but I keep forgetting my place.
---Didn't I meet you in ome other hallucination?
--Be good and you'll be lonely.
-The best things in life are ME!
I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.
-I used to be a terrible flirt, I'm much better at it now.
--I don't dance, but I'd love to hold you while you do.
---Clothes aren't sexy, women are.
----I can't whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless.
-----Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot!
----I feel great! and I don't kiss badlyither!
---B.I.T.C.H. also stands for Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human!

[nubz]

-If I follow you home, will you keep me?


I am SO gonna use that!

(tell ya how many times I get slapped before it works)

[Caer Ibormeith]

Okay then, I will keep you to your word dude.