Top 20 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped!
20.) The cucumber has left the salad.
19.) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18.) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Flyod is hanging out.
17.) You've got Windows on your laptop.
16.) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15.) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14.) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and take care of his bells.
13.) You need to bring your tray table to an upright and locked position.
12.) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11.) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10.) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9.) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8.) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7.) The Buick isn't all the way in the garage.
6.) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5.) You've got your fly set to Monica and not to Hillary.
4.) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3.) You've got a securtiy breach at Los Pantalones.
2.) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped is...!
1.) I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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Snicket: Tyde, Riva, Wave
Side Trilogy: Circe, Shi-keth, Alstarren, Connor, Tyde, Teal'q, Jazzmyne
Black Sheep: Melody, Leo
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