Vampires

Two Vampires sitting in a tree late at night. The first Vampire (Vamp1) turns to his friend.

(Vamp1) "Hey would you mind going get me something to eat?"

(Vamp2) "Hell no! Go get it yourself!"

(Vamp1) "Awww c'mon.. I'm really weak! I can't even fly!"

(Vamp2) "Fine! But you owe me!"

So Vamp2 flies out of the tree at full speed, off to find his friend something to fill him. Two hours later he returns, covered in blood. He flops down on the branch where his friend was waiting.

(Vamp1) "You found something didn't you? You founf something and didn't bring me anything back!"

(Vamp2) "No... I didn't find a thing!"

(Vamp1) "Then... where did all that blood come from?"

(Vamp2) "Um..... You see that tree over there?"

(Vamp1) "Yes..?"

(Vamp2) "Well I didn't!"

lol, that was cute, I liked it

heres a joke about vampiers no not joke more like statement how do u kill a vampier u can't there already dead k cross hurt them galric makes them have a reaction holy water just desories there body but even if there body is dead there (spirt still lives) and if u belive in recarnation well they caome back as something else

Hehe, those things I already knew But thank you for your concern. I will think of you if I ever need to use any of these commonly known facts about how to fight off Vampires. Although if you are at home, you are safe unless you invite the Vampire into your home.

[Caer Ibormeith]

What if you invite a vampye into your chatroom? LOL Sorry, I couldn't resist...If y'all like vampyres read Carpe Jugulum by Terry Prachett. He's a funny author, the book is pretty cool.
BTW the title means Seize the Jugular in Latin, which is the vein vampyres are famed to go for (on your neck).

Yus, due to it's large suply of blood that it carries to the brain. Also the easiest one to access if going for a quick snack

Great Great Joke, poor little Vampire dude though.

heres something might not have know about vampiers when they suck your blood like it all they suck u yourself and u become one with him that y they don't suck u dry

Nah, it is they become connected to you in a way while they feed that if they drain you to the point of death, then they join you in death. Fun huh? And the only way to become a Vampire is for them to feed on you first, then you feed from them. I guess it works that way because right after feeding from you, you get your blood mixed with theirs, which means it must be changed in some way then changes the rest of you when you take it back in from them...... cooooool
And Garlec does not really work. That is just a myth. You dress yourself up with Garlec, you might aswell hang a sign around your neck saying "Free buffet"

[Caer Ibormeith]

Yeah...they suck your blood, you suck theirs---It's just a Big sucking thing...Almost like an orgy...