Ted and Tom were the two sole survivors of a shipwreck and were floating in a lifeboat somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. They noticed a lamp bobbing towards them. Ted picked up the lamp, gave it a polish and out popped a Genie.
"You may have one wish," said the Genie. Without thinking, Ted blurted out, "I wish all the water in the ocean could turn to beer."
The Genie clapped his hands and immediately the surrounding water turned into beer. Tom looked at Ted and said, "You DO realize this means we'll have to pee in the boat!"
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