Words to "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

[Caer Ibormeith]

[talking] Cheer up Brian! You know what they say! Something in life are bad, and they really make you mad! And other thing make you swear and curse.
[singing] When you're chewing on Life's gristle, don't worry...give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best! And...
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of Life!
[whistling]
If Life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten, and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps, just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing!
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of Life!
[whistling]
For Life is quite absurd and Death's the final Word, you must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin. Enjoy it, it' the last chance to get off!
So, always look on the bright side of Death!
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath!
[whistling]
Life's a piece a sh*t, when you look at it, Life's a laugh and Death's the joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show, people laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you!
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: C'mon Brian, cheer up!]
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: Presley's happy to see you, ya know?]
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: What d'ya got to lose? Ya know you've gone from nuffin' you went back to nuffin' so what do you got to lose? Nuffin']
Always look on the light side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: Nuffin comes from nuffin' they always say! Cheer up you old bugger! Here's a drink, there ya go!]
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: See it's the end of the film!]
Always look on the light side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: Incidently this record will be in the fall!]
Always look on the bright side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: who do you think pays for all this rubbish?! We kind of need this moeny right now...]
Always look on the light side of Life!
[whistling]
[talking: I said, I said they'd never make that good money.]