In Honor of Stupid People

[Dungeon Keeper]

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping.
(Fooey, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom)
Do not turn upside down.
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron
Do not iron clothes on body.
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning: contains nuts.
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Oh my!...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

THat last one... thats just scary....

[Vash]

If someone did try that last one just wow.

[Larrin]

probably a dare got out of hand, you know the old swedish "i'm tougher then you contests" last winner i heard of cut off his head...... (supposedly a true story, but you know how you hear stuff)

[Caer Ibormeith]

Did you know that they never write those thingies unless people have actually done it?

Drying agent in most electronic packages: Do not eat this
(What do people think...Hey2 chicklets, now i got music and gum)

lol