The Lion - King of the Jungle.....
The Lion - King of the Jungle.....
One day while walking through the jungle, the mighty Lion - king of the jungle is in a foul mood.
On his way he sees a mouse in the clearing. Rearing up to his full height he roars at the mouse " Mouse! Who's the King of the Jungle?" the mouse shits itself and timidly replies; "You are, you are oh mighty one" Satisfied with this reply the Lion moves on telling the mouse "Don't forget this! or else!".
A little later the lion sees a hyena. He repeats this performance and drawing himself up to his full regal height he bellows and roars at the hyena....Hyena, who's the King of the Jungle?" .... The hyena fills his pants and replies timidly...."You are the king of the jungle oh mighty lion" Satisfied with this reply the Lion moves on telling the hyena "Don't forget this! or else!".
The lion continues on his way. Each time he sees a creature he repeats his act. Fully satisfied with the fear and respect his subjects have for him the lion becomes bolder and bolder.
Finally towards the end of the day and pumped up beyond belief the lion comes across a huge elephant basking in the waning sun. The Lion roars at the huge elephant....."who's the King of the Jungle?" .... The elephant picks up the lion with his trunk and smashes him down on the ground, stamps on his head a few times and picks him up again and smashes his body against a tree numerous times. Then finally throws the lion on the ground...... and starts to walk away. The lion picks himself up and says
"No need to get angry because you don't know the right answer!"
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