If you dont like Blonde Jokes, TURN AWAY!!

[Dungeon Keeper]

Originally Posted by: Wandering Warrior

Okay, here's a few blonde Jokes:

So this blonde walks into a Dept. Store, and spots this B-E-Autiful television set, although it's kinda small (you know, for like kitchens and stuff). She walks up to the Info. stand and asks, "How much for the TV?" And the guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, Ma'am, we don't sell stuff to blondes." So the next day, She comes back with a brunette wig on, walks up to the Info. Counter, and asks "How much for the little TV?" and the guy says, "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but we don't sell stuff to blondes." So the Blonde comes back the next day, except she dyed her hair black. So she, again, walks up to the Info. counter, and asks " How much for the cool lil' TV set?" and the guy replies"I'm SORRY, ma'a'm, but we STILL don't sell stuff to blondes." so the blonde says, "How do you know that I'm a blonde?" "Well, first of all, that's not a TV, It's a toaster."

So one day, this blonde calls her boyfriend and asks if he'll come over and help her w/ the new puzzle she just got. "By looking at the box, the peices should make a tiger." So he decides to come over and help. When he get's there,she showes him over to the puzzle. He inspects the peices for a sec, and then looks at the box. He stands up and says "Okay, how 'bout I go and make some tea, while you put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

So one day, this blonde is walking around town, looking for odd jobs. She knocks on a door, and she asks the man who answered the door if there were any odd jobs for her to do. "Sure, you can paint my porch red, and I will pay you $10.00 an hour. sound fair?" she nods "Oh, the supplies are in the garage." So the blonde set off on her work. The man's wife then says to him "You are terrible! you didn't even so much as mention that the porch goes all the way around the house! There's not even enough paint for it!" "Oh, she'll figure it out." he replies. 15 minutes later, the blonde knocks on the door and when answered by the man, she says "Okay, I just finished and I put two coats on, too." "Amazing!", he looks around the porch, and Realizes he can't see a speck of red. then he looks at his new Porche, which was once blue, but is now red.

[Vash]

that last noe is soo bad.