Husband and wife
A Wife comes home and sees her husband with a fly swatter, amused she asks "You kill any flies?"
He replies "Yep, 3 male, and 2 female"
Astonished she says "How can you tell that?"
to which he replies "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Different joke
A husband and wife are laying in bed, and the man puts his hand on his wife's stomach, the starts to rub down one leg.
"that feels nice" she says.
He switches to rub on the other leg and moves up her thigh.
"Oh don't stop," she says softly.
But he suddenly stops.
"why did you stop?" she demands, irritated.
"I found the remote" he replies.
Last edited by Magnus of Nuitari; 06-20-2007 at 10:47 AM.
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