Texas Air Traffic Control
You gotta love this one!
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land
Eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's' runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
On runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's Runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Someone without love is just lonely, but a world without love is full of hate and despair.
In memory of Claire, a good person. She will be missed.
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