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Old 07-25-2007, 07:01 PM
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger.

'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger,

'What would you like to talk about?''

Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?

''OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit
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Ha!!! Ok i wouldn't be quite like that but that's me!!!! lolz..hmm. i shud memorize this and use it
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