Fake Homie vs Real Homie

Please excuse the language I hope its not too bad if so please tell me i dont want to make anyone upset...

FAKE HOMIES: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
>REAL HOMIES: Call your parents DAD/MOM
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>FAKE HOMIES: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
>REAL HOMIES: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but
>that shit was fun!"
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>FAKE HOMIES: never seen you cry.
>REAL HOMIES: cry with you
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>FAKE HOMIES: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>REAL HOMIES: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
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>FAKE HOMIES: know a few things about you.
>REAL HOMIES: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
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>FAKE HOMIES: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
>REAL HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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>FAKE HOMIES: Would knock on your front door.
>REAL HOMIES: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
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>>FAKE HOMIES: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
>REAL HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch
>drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
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>FAKE HOMIES: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
>REAL HOMIES: Will knock them the fuck out
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FAKE HOMIES: Are for awhile.
>REAL HOMIES: Are for life.

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