Catholic Jokes
Originally Posted by: Quillar Phang
*Keep in mindyes I am Catholic and am planning on being a priest any offence to these I apoligize for now, but I and probly any other Catholic would find them funny*
"' A prelate at Vatican II, one who didnt really want to allow Mass in the vernacular languages, objected when the Kyrie was to be put into modern tongues.
"At least," he thundered, "at least keep the Kyrie. give them at least that much Latin!"
After a stunned silence, the Council broke into laughter- laughter that the prelate himself joined, to his credit, when he realized what he'd said. now we say it in English."'
-Actual event
"' An Episcopal pastor and a Roman Catholic priest had neighboring churches and didn't get along very well. After some time, however, they met and decided to forget past grievances.
"For, after all," said the man of the Episcopal faith, "we are both doing the Lords work."
"That is true," said the priest. " Let us therefore do His work to the best of our ability: you in your way," concluded the Roman, and then added with a twinkle, "and I in His!"
-Joke, get it?
A young priest was catichizing a Sunday class and asked them,
"What is matrimony?"
He was responded by a hesitant hand.
"yes?" said the priest to the young boy
Standing up the young boy stated proudly
"It is the place you go as punishment for sins before getting into Heaven."
"Very good," said the priest, " you may take your seat."
-Joke, Funny, right?
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