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Old 04-14-2004, 09:18 AM
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Default Grandpa's Advice

originally Posted by: Filt

This should once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take, the long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grand-fatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said ....

"Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller."

.... brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
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