Adverspeak
This is an abridged dictionary of adverspeak as it translates into english.
Natural-adj. usually aplied to health food sexual stimulants and weight loss programs.
english meaning- probably hasnt been looked at by the FDA, also keep in mind that 90% of all carcinogens are natural. Alternate meaning- origionating from material found on earth.
Gravity defying-used to describe matresses.
english meaning- it is able to not collapse into a super dense miniblack hole.
up to- used to describe rebates or savings.
english meaning-anything from zero to anything else.... but probably zero.
more to come
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