Teacher Jokes
Originally Posted by: Judgment
Here's one I got from my mother:
A teacher stands at the front of the class. The students stay quiet. There was a big important test tommarrow, she was getting ready to anouce that she would only except 3 excuses as to why the students couldn't take the test.
T: Class , as you know there is an important test tommorrow..I will not except any excuses other than the 3 I am about to name.
The teacher clears her throat and begins naming the exceptable excuses.*
T: I will except the exsuse of: Having a serious sickness, a serious injury (SP?), or a death in the family...that is all...
The hell raiser of the glass raises his hand. The teacher calls on him.
Hell raiser: Teacher , what if I am suffering from seveare(sp?) sexual exostchin(dunno how to spell it , dun wanna looking the dictionary)?
The teacher looks to the student then looks down for a moment. A grin apeared on her face. She then looked up at the hell raiser and smiled.
T: Then I guess you'll have to use you're other hand then...
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