Horse Walks into a Bar
Originally Posted by: Larrin
So a horse walks into a bar and the bar thender says "hey, you're a horse, get the heck out of my bar, i don't need you crapping on the floor" so the horse leaves. Five minutes later a pig wlaks into the bar, and the bartender says, "did the horse send you?" and the pigs like "OINK" cuz its a pig, ya know, and the bar tender either spoke pig, or figured that was the best answer he was going to get, cuz he gives the pig a beer, which it drinks down pretty quick. Then a nun, riding a donkey, comes into the bar. She doesn't drink alchohol, and the bartender knows it, cuz she comes in every thrusday, except he's a little confused because its friday, but he still gets her her water, no ice, cuz she thinks she gets more water that way. anyway, she goes off into her corner, ties her donkey to a stool, and begins driking like theres no tomorrow (but its just water remember). Anyway, about this time the bar tenders brother walks in and says, "hey, man, have you seen my wife." and the bartender says "Forget her man, i've got a pig, a nun, and her donkey, but i think you'll have better luck with the horse that was in here five minutes ago."
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