We all know those cute little computer symbols alled "emoticons", where:
means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Assicons
means a smile and 
is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
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