Who has the best Tagline?

[Dungeon Keeper]

You might call it a signature, you might just cal it a one-liner, but I am from the old world and I call it a tagline. Anyway, who has the best tagline?

Here are some I have come across that I like.

• All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat
• Contains no user-serviceable parts.
• I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... resist us, punk!
• My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
• 15 people have died; I want no more deaths. --Kirk.
• Kennedy School of SCUBA diving: Help find old cars!
• Why did I cut my hair, I look like a squirrel
• Ooh. Red hots. - Homer
• He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him
• Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
• Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
• If love is blind, Why is Lingerie so popular? (rhetorical question)
• Honk! Honk. --Harpo of Borg.
• I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated
• America borders on the beautiful. Canada
• HEY! YOU! C'MERE! -Viking foreplay
• There was a tagline here but someone stole it.
• We're talking about sex, right? - Simpson, Homer
• A good pun is its own reword
• You face the sworn protectors of the city... you face The Tick!
• According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless
• Gardian Knot - A tangled garden hose
• The earth is flat. All the carbonation has escaped
• Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh
• There was a young maid with a bucket. She once got upset and said__
• Beer, Is there nothing it can't do.
• The President sucks - And boy does her husband love it!
• May you live all the days of your life. -Swift
• I'm Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless
• Do what I do. Tick, don't do what YOU do. - Sewer Urchin, The Tick
• '\*o*,***.*:/**v* ****** Tagline debris
• I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers
• I can resist everything; except temptation
• I've used this particular tagline 1073 times
• I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
• That's Australian for BBS, mate.
• Where is everything? All I typed was "Format c:".
• Been there, screwed up that... -Dave's World
• I wonder... why do they need me around here? -- Col. Potter
• Microsoft tech support: 1-900-USUCKER
• Anime Excuse #045: Beam Satellite attack!!!
• Bad officials: Elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
• SLEEP? I'm a programmer!
• When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
• I'm a ... role model - Picard
• Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps, cut links!
• Illusionists only LOOK like they're doing it
• Over the river and through the woods? GIVE ME THAT MAP!
• 2+2=5 . . . It HAS to, the computer says so
• Reality is an illusion produced by an alcohol deficiency
• Every tyrant who has ever lived has believed in freedom - for himself
• You might say Lorena Bobbitt took the situation in hand...
• Betazoid Burger: (Changes taste depending on your mood.)
• You're so stupid you could trip over a cordless phone!
• Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations.
• Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners
• The best defense against logic is stupidity.
• Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**
• Cthulhu Express, when it absolutely has to be an eldritch horror
• "Oh bother," said Pooh as the grenade's pin fell out
• You have offended yourself. I have done nothing but exist. --Scott Safier
• Windows: A colorful clown suit for DOS
• Either it's an illusion or Steven Spielberg's head exploded.
• He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder,I'll get his wallet.
• I shave with Occam's razor
• This is your brains on eggs... Any questions?
• Those stupid aliens keep making circles in my wheat field.
• A terrible mind is a thing to waste
• (:-) for messages dealing with bicycle helmets
• You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect
• Well, they may be idiots but at least they agree with me. - Dire Wolf
• Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
• Hard disks never die... HA!
• My tagline can beat up your tagline!
• Unfortunately, Albert, God DOES play dice with the universe
• I finally got it together, and I forgot where I put it!
• Troi: Peter, you don't have to speak THAT close into my comm badge

Well, that's all I have for now. Let's see what YOU have?