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Old 04-14-2004, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by: Ultra-Guyver

God and saint peter were planning man and woman..... they come to the tricky part of giving nerves

St. Peter: how many nerver should we put in the hand of man?

God: give him 10,000 nerves in each, so he can feel what he is doing

St. Peter: what about woman?

God: the same as man

St. Peter: how many nerves should we put into the feet of man?

God: well i would'nt want him stepping into anything that he shoudn't so give him 20,000 in each for extra feeling

St. Peter: and woman?

God: the same as man

St. Peter: now.... how many nerves should we put into the genitals of man?

God: well i want him to enjoy making love so give him 30,000

St. Peter: and the same for woman?

God: no........ give her 50,000

St. Peter: why 50,000?

God: i want her screaming MY name when she cums
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That's bad
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thats realllllly bad
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Old 07-13-2004, 04:43 PM
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Oh, God, you sly devil, you. XD
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Old 07-19-2004, 05:39 AM
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thats not bad, that is excellent
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Old 07-19-2004, 06:52 AM
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um, no thats wrong...how does St Peter aid in the creation of man when himself is a man? and how can one call the name of God when he is the god with no known name?
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Old 07-21-2004, 01:21 PM
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because its a joke
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