Proof That Girls Are Evil

Dungeon Keeper · #1 (**permalink**) 05-10-2004, 01:23 PM

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time IS Money".

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money x Money (Money)Â²

And because "Money is the root of all evil"

Money = √Evil

Therefore

Girls = (√Evil)Â²

And we are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil

Note: For lack of a better character, in the example above, the character √ is the symbol for "Square Root".

#2 (**permalink**) 05-10-2004, 03:37 PM

ok... very confuseing but i think i get it

#3 (**permalink**) 05-11-2004, 07:32 AM

Well.
Although women MAY be evil.
We still love them, well unless your a woman hating hermit that lives in my garbage can.
*Gonna start charging that guy rent.*

#4 (**permalink**) 05-18-2004, 05:23 PM

Puck wants to know what your name means and why you are a power ranger.

And I would like to add that by the same logic men are evil. It can also be said that love of money is the true root of all evil so if women = money, and men love women, then men love money, thus men are evil.

#5 (**permalink**) 05-31-2004, 09:50 AM

girls are not evil, although they sometimes have a tendancy to be evil

Vash · #6 (**permalink**) 05-31-2004, 09:56 AM

COUGHevilhievilwhatsevilyourevilCOUGH

#7 (**permalink**) 05-31-2004, 06:37 PM

Do you everything you don't understand evil?

Death Cobra · #8 (**permalink**) 06-01-2004, 04:22 PM

Just as a retort for Laughings logic it would be that Men love Evil not that men are evil, so Men love evil woman...hmm...Im always up for hanging with wild chicks...

#9 (**permalink**) 06-02-2004, 10:13 AM

Yes, which would one of you choose? A small bug or a large bug?

amayathyst · #10 (**permalink**) 06-04-2004, 10:21 AM

Well, I can't speak for other chicks, but I will be the first to admit on my behalf that I am DEFINITELY evil.......as for you,D.C., I'm prolly TOO wild for your tastes......but, oddly enough, not for kirara's........right, kirara??