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04-27-2008, 11:20 PM
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The door to the bar opened, as it often does, (except that one time Splicy locked it to keep certain people out), to let in a rather interesting character, though perhaps not as much so for this bar. Physically he resembled a cheetah on its hind legs, though slightly more human in the shape of its arms, torso, and facial expression. The fact it seemed to have a mop of sandy blond hair and wore an open vest with and shorts made of some animal hide only added to this humanish-ness.
He slowly glanced around the bar then broke into a grin.
"Oh, my my my my my, what an interesting place."
He proceeded going from patron to patron enthusiastly taking thier hand and giving it a good shake and introducing himself as "Twitch." He eventualy ended up at the bar where he leaned over it to look behind.
"Oooohh..what you have back here?"
J: "Uhhh...can I help you with anything?"
T: "No..no..I'm fine."
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04-28-2008, 06:22 PM
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One of the patrons he shook hands with, a dainty sapphire-eyed woman who covered herself in clothes from neck to wrist to toes, was smiling at him. This place had been usually quiet for one too many nights. Sure, she was able to get some work actually done, but it was more fun with people to talk to and interruptions were always welcome.
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04-29-2008, 09:12 AM
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T: "Ohhhh....what's this?"
He came up with an almost spherical bottle filled with a golden-yellow liquid.
J: "Oh that? That's uh...yergh!"
He quickly snatched it from Twitch after he uncorked it.
T: "Yergh?"
He looked at his now empty hand setting down the cork.
J: "Uh..well you probably shouldn't drink it...its ummm poisonous to um...felines..."
He recorked it and looked at the lable on it.
Joe's Experimental Energy Formula
T: "Oh...ok...Oh hey! Shiney!"
In a blurr he moved to the weapons wall.
J: "Something tells me this will be a very long day..."
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05-05-2008, 06:30 PM
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Out of place on the wall of shiny weapons was an even shinier necklace. It was silver and ornate, with inset gems of all sorts.
The woman watched the feline-esque man as he gallivanted about, looking at all sorts of things.
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05-11-2008, 10:23 AM
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J: "Uh...umm you probably shouldn't touch those..."
T: "Ouuuuh...Eh? Why not?"
J: "Because they belong to the people around the bar."
T: "Really even this one?"
J: "Yes."
T: "And this one?"
J: "Yes."
T: "And this one?"
J: "Yes."
T: "And this one?"
J: "Yes."
T: "And this one? An' this one, an' this one? What about this one?"
J: "Yes."
T: "Ohhhhh....who does this belong to?"
He snatched for the necklace, though of course due to the nature of the wall not even an elephant could have removed the items it didn't own.
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05-11-2008, 06:00 PM
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"That one is mine." She picked up her work and tucked in into her bag before walking over to Twitch. She offered a gloved hand for him to shake. "I'm Lira." Her small bronzed face was framed by her long dark hair that nearly seemed alive itself. "An old friend gave it to me." She nodded to Joe, as customary to her since she came in nearly every day. "How are you, Joe?"
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05-11-2008, 10:40 PM
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"Hmmm? Oh Hi!"
Twitch seemed to have gotten himself upside down as he hung hanging on to the necklace. He extended a hand anyways.
"I'm Twitch. I think I already told you that didn't I? I think I greeted you already. Maybe I missed you, oh well."
Joe sighed.
"Oh fine, same as usual."
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05-12-2008, 06:24 AM
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"Yes, you did. But you were moving like a kitten that has had too much catnip, so I had no time to introduce myself." She smiled before turning to Joe, "That's good to hear. Speaking of catnip, might I have some catnip tea?"
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05-12-2008, 03:07 PM
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Joe nded as he want behind the bar and started looking behind it in one of its cabnets.
T: "Catnip? Oh I wouldn't touch that stuff, hear it can send you for a spin. Why my uncle Angonius once tried some of it and it made him go all loopy. He ended up shreding a whole chair to the springs. Though Aunt Natalanios, she just kinda zonked out and went to sleep... Ok thats a total fabrication, I don't have an aunt or uncle, well not that I know of, but I did see a couple of house cats I cave some people do that after I tossed them a bag of that nip stuff. Hmmm maybe I should have waited till they got home to give them the cats though...oh well whats done is done!" ^_^
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05-13-2008, 06:16 AM
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"It's fine in tea though, the hot water disperses anything that would work you up that much." She tapped her chin thoughtfully, "I'm not sure if it would be a good idea if you had some though. Yet, you can never know until you try!"
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Side Trilogy: Circe, Shi-keth, Alstarren, Connor, Tyde, Teal'q, Jazzmyne
Black Sheep: Melody, Leo
"Art isn’t forever. True art is brief and fleeting like an explosion...of more than one kind." -Unknown
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